Saturday, December 5, 2015

New Zealand: Hitchhiking in Kaikoura

Hitchhiking from Ohau Stream to Kaikoura with my comrades. Not a bad place to be stuck. 

“This is what you do when you hitchhike,” my fellow German told me, “you stand in a position where the car can pull over and park if he wants to pick you up.” I raised an eyebrow, knowing he was both right and being very German.

“But how do you know it will be a he?” I asked, simply to be obnoxious.

“You’re a girl, of course. You tell them you’re with me, after they offer you a ride.” I may or may not have rolled my eyes, but I wasn’t sure if he was joking or not.

“While you do that, I’m going to go over here and ask those guys smoking by the gas station if they’re going in our direction.” He begins walking over. I yell at him as he walks away,

“But that’s sketchy!”

“Hitchhiking is sketchy, get over it.”

And thus, my adventures began.

For those family members who are currently hyperventilating over that dialogue, know that in New Zealand, it is perfectly legal and socially responsible to hitchhike and to pick up hitchhikers. Sure, bad things have happened, but not when you’re with your compatriots, on a mission to find some sea lion pups swimming in water falls.

You see, I had gone to the sea lion lagoon earlier that morning with a friend from the hostel who had a car. But he had to catch an early bus so we had to rush through the experience. I wanted to go back, and so did my German friend (and my Swedish friend). Since none of us had a car, and the trail head was 20 km north, there was no realizable way to get there, except by hitchhiking. So we did.

Within minutes, we were picked up by a campervan, with a very interesting man in the front seat. He was tattooed and long haired and distinctly sunburnt. He had a bed in his back seat and was hiding a surfboard under the bed. I tried to guess his accent at first, but soon he told me that he was a dutch yogi. So we talked with the yogi for the 20 km to the sea lionlagoon. Our enthusiasm must have sparked something in him, so he stopped and completed the hike with us, bringing our number up to four!

The pictures are worth a million words, but the sea lion lagoon was special. I have never seen anything like it in my entire life. Mother sea lions travel up a freshwater river to give birth to their pups in a pool of water falls. They then leave the pups there to play and keep safe while they hunt for food. It is literally a seal pup daycare. They swim in the little pool, they wiggle onto land, and they hike their way up the trails.

The Dutch man theorized that was the mechanism of doggie evolution. I would definitely believe it.

After this magical experience (for the second time that day), we had to get a ride back. One would think it would be easier to get a ride to the big town, rather than away from the big town. It was not. We stuck our thumb out for an hour, until our arms were sore and our fingers were pink.

My German friend decided to continue his old antics of directly asking people for a ride. This time he stood at the trailhead and asked everyone walking towards their cars if they had room for three people.

15 minutes later, an American, a Swede, a German, and two Brits were smashed into a little car and headed back to town.
 
Sea Lion pups playing in Ohau Falls (outside of Kaikoura).
A sea lion in Ohau Stream, smiling for the camera. I think he was a daddy sea lion, protecting the pregnant females.
 
Sea Lion pups leaving the falls and heading for higher ground. No zoom necessary, I really was that close.